you can’t make this stuff up fun merch:: super sharp fringe fest tour excerpt Another covert habit I have on cleans involves a tennis ball but no dog. My hero of a massage therapist in training, Julie, showed me how to pleasure myself with one of these guys. Dude. Seriously. It is the shiz for …
your very best friend fun merch:: super sharp fringe fest tour excerpt I think that the whole ‘soul mate’ idea is a load of horse shit. I’m not cynical. I do believe in love. I also happen to believe that the vast universe can plop another brave contestant in your lap when you aren’t busy …
belly fat fun merch:: super sharp fringe fest tour excerpt I weigh 195 lbs. I’m a little on the tall side, 5’8″ so I carry it well but Goddamn, 195 lbs. It takes serious, deliberate focus to not berate myself because I don’t look like I did 30 lbs ago. I have done the Zone …
cheese as it was meant to be fun merch:: super sharp fringe fest tour excerpt A few weeks ago, at a clean, I had cleaning and ironing to do while they were gone for a few weeks. The lovely lady of the house mentioned there was a full carton of milk (it was organic!! Way …
more power to ya, sister fun merch:: super sharp fringe fest tour excerpt One of my cleans is a post-punk mom somewhere in her late 30’s – early 40’s. She and her hubby live in a compact 3 bedroom unit in a housing co-op. She has one daughter from a previous marriage who is around …
stay on target fun merch:: super sharp fringe fest tour excerpt She never explained what her work or business was except that it was in finance. She was home most of the time I was there. She had the occasional furtive phone call that she took downstairs in a room for that. They had another …
rubbing two sticks together fun merch:: super sharp fringe fest tour excerpt I think I’ve earned calluses on the trigger fingers of both my hands from vacuuming so much with my beloved Dyson stick vacuum. Maybe it’s some mutant growth, we’ll see. They don’t have a power switch, they have a trigger that you have …
a bathroom tells all fun merch:: super Sharp fringe fest tour excerpt I’ve been cleaning different houses for a while, and I am digging it, weird, I know. I think so much of the stigma is about shit stains. Yep, that toilet bowl can be the epitome of what you want to unsee. The funny …
sewing with grandma Jo fun merch:: super sharp fringe fest tour excerpt I love sewing. Sounds random but stay with me. I have such fond memories of sewing with my grandma, Grandma Jo. She was all about the polyester when it came in strong in the ’70s. Being married, the first time around, to a …
I clean for all different kinds of people. There’s this adorable ancient man, almost 90, lives way out on a country road…
just remember that falling off the path…
is part of the path