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from ch 2
I’ve been cleaning different houses for a while, and I am digging it, weird, I know. I think so much of the stigma is about shit stains. Yep, that toilet bowl…
from ch 3
I love sewing. Sounds random but stay with me. I have such fond memories of sewing with my grandma, Grandma Jo. She was all about the polyester…
from ch 4
I weigh 195 lbs. I’m a little on the tall side, 5’8″ so I carry it well but Goddamn, 195 lbs. It takes serious, deliberate focus not to berate myself…
from ch 5
A few weeks ago, at a clean, I had cleaning and ironing to do while they were gone for a few weeks. The lovely lady of the house…
from ch 6
One of my cleans is a post-punk mom somewhere in her late 30’s – early 40’s. She and her hubby live in a compact 3 bedroom unit…
from ch 7
I think that the whole ‘soul mate’ idea is a load of horse shit. I’m not cynical. I do believe in love. I also happen to believe that the vast…
from ch 8
She never explained what her work or business was except that it was in finance. She was home most of the time I was there. She had…
from ch 9
Another covert habit I have on cleans involves a tennis ball but no dog. My hero of a massage therapist in training, Julie, showed me how to pleasure…
from ch 10
I think I’ve earned calluses on the trigger fingers of both my hands from vacuuming so much with my beloved Dyson stick vacuum. Maybe it’s…